So you know that weird old man from Family Guy who has a crush on Chris? He was on my elevator this morning. I AM NOT KIDDING. I was standing there minding my own business and this hunched over old man gets in and says to me, "You all jettin' and set to go there?"
Me: I guess so...
Old Creep: Happy times... (and he said it all shaky, just like the cartoon)
Me: You too?
Then he just got off the elevator like it was perfectly normal to say happy times, in the elevator, to a stranger, at 9am.