First draft?

I wrote this today. I'm not sure it's finished and I'm not sure it's any good, but it expresses some things I need to get out and I feel better after writing it.

Elephant

On the first day she wore her favorite white pants. Perfection

for a day in June.

Intrigued,

the boy.

Taken even. Thoroughly,

taken.

Still he wanted,

still she wished.

Inevitably, yes!

Predictably, fail.

And then you ask me,

what kind of girl

does such a thing?

Can you say, new profile pic?

Yesterday after work I met up with Paul and Rugby Ryan (as some of you know him) at Paul's hotel on the LES. It was pretty sweet, so Ryan and I decided to do a little photo shoot while Paul got ready. You see, Ryan has been in search of the perfect facebook profile picture, something that says, "I'm fun and sensitive, but also maddeningly delicious." And well, I think we've got a few contenders. Thoughts? 

When I suggested he take his shirt off his exact words were, "I was just about to."

Paul NOT McDonald

My friend Paul DARNELL is coming to town today! He's a stuntman in LA and has worked on movies such as You Don't Mess with the Zohan, The Changeling, Race to Witch Mountain, and Twilight. He's a pretty big deal. I mean, look at him. In fact, he's such a big deal that Rob Pattinson thanked him publicly the other night on the MTV movie awards. 

So, why is Paul coming to New York? To work on another hit movie of course, a movie that happens to be a movie I've been anticipating for over a year, Step Up 3D. Yes, you read correctly, the step up series is back and coming to you in 3D. Hell. Yes. With any luck, this one will have even less plot and even more dancing. 

But in all seriousness guys, the real reason I'm excited to see Paul is because last time Paul came to New York, we had more fun than I feel comfortable detailing on the internet (no not that kind of fun, I wasn't that lucky). 

Anyway, rest assured, I will be having a magical time for the next few days. Cheers. 

Gummy Bear Brains

My coworker has been working on a little project. He got the idea from the internet and decided to take it to the next level. These are the results: 

Gummy with oozing brain. 

Frankenstein/Zombie brain. 

Gotta have heart.

This one was my idea...

Terminator. For this one we broke out the soldering iron.